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    Monday, June 5th, 2006
    10:54 pm
    [darthgorbag]
    *splhp* I only like you as a friend *splhp splhp*
    Does anyone know where I can get screencaps from this sunday's Family Guy? The one where Lois tries to wean Stewie off breastmilk, and Quagmire gets married. I want to make some icons of it.

    Current Mood: amused
    Saturday, May 6th, 2006
    11:17 am
    [finch_tone_666]
    Peter: (drunk) "You got a condom? Nevermind. I got this Milky Way wrapper."
    Thursday, March 9th, 2006
    7:29 pm
    [darthgorbag]
    Can't Touch Me
    I've been meaning for some time to post Peter's "Can't Touch This" parody from when he became King of Petoria, but I just can't tell what the name of a city is: "I've been around the world, from Hartford to ??? Bay". If anyone else can fill me in on this, I'll post it. Or, if you know it all, post it yourself, so that all can sing along in their heads (or out loud, if there are people around).

    Current Mood: amused
    Friday, March 3rd, 2006
    2:04 pm
    [miyoku]
    Jim,Abby and their friends are playing pictionary with Stewie.Its Stewie's turn to draw.

    Jim:Jackal,a jackal, is it a jackal? Its a Jackal a jackal, is it a jackal?

    Stewie:gets pissed and throws pencil down No!!!It wasn't right the first time why would it be right the next ten times!!! GOD!!!!! Stewie leaves pissed
    3:43 pm
    [diekugelkonig]
    Why you duckin me man!?!
    Alright so I honestly forgot all about my lj and I haven't been on here in quite sometime now but I've been browsin around a bit and I now recall why I used to love this community so much. There have been months of great episodes since I've last spoken to you all so I'm just gonna make a list of some random quotes that stick out in my head at the moment. I'm more than likely going to remember more later on so I'll be sure to update...

    Stewie: Mmmm...this is some good OJ. *breaks the glass in Brian's eyes*
    Brian: AHH WHAT THE HELL!?!
    Stewie: Why you duckin me man? *shoots him in the knee cap*

    And the part when Steven Hawkings and his wife are having make up sex! HOLY CRAP that was amazing!

    Adam West: Why thank you tinkle faerie.

    I love the part when they're stranded on the island and the cruise boat passes by and they translate what the guy said in Spanish..."Fanny bandits."

    Peter: I bought these gifts for you they're up in my bum!
    Look at the bells look at the bells! Holy crap here comes Jesus and he doesn't look to happy!


    Yah I'm gonna have way more later on once I've woken up a bit more.
    Sunday, December 18th, 2005
    9:23 pm
    [mushmouf]
    "I love you grandpa and your toenails are the same color as my school bus"
    Tuesday, December 13th, 2005
    10:22 pm
    [jumpinglegacy]
    From episode "Petarded"
    "the firetruck stalks its prey... the firetruck can eat 8 times its own body weight... (whiirrrr!)

    The fire truck is the dominant hunter here, and the ambulances will have to wait their turn
    "
    Sunday, November 6th, 2005
    9:18 pm
    [darthgorbag]
    This is the best episode!
    Can someone please post the lyrics to Peter's song about the FCC I just saw on tonight's new episode one minute ago? I wasn't recording it. :(

    Current Mood: lol
    Thursday, October 6th, 2005
    11:40 pm
    [doesi]
    Helicoptor Pilot: By the way, the word 'colored' still flies down there, so get your fill.
    Friday, September 16th, 2005
    11:50 pm
    [anhedonia_cally]
    Quotes from 3 episodes...

    "Model Misbehavior" quotes...

    Peter: So uhh, Mr. Pewterschmidt, the big race is tomorrow eh? Bet you're gonna need some strapping men to help you with your boat.
    Mr. Pewterschmidt: Are you calling me gay?
    Peter: No. No. I just; I just thought you might want some extra seamen on your poopdeck.

    (In the middle of the night, Peter wakes the whole neighborhood by yelling.)
    Peter: Hey everybody! Meg just had her first period!
    Joe: PETER! Shut up, it's three in the morning!
    Cleveland: What the hell is going on out there?!
    Quagmire: Damn it! People are trying to sleep!
    Peter: I'm just saying! I'm proud of her. She's a woman! Yea!
    Quagmire: Yes, Peter, that's very hot, and I'll deal with it in the morning, but right now, I am exhausted!

     

    "Breaking Out Is Hard To Do" quotes...

    Brain: Ugh, I can't beileve you're serving a three year sentance, it seems so harsh.
    Lois: Well, the only upside is that it's given me time to think about why I ended up in here. I guess I was stealin' because I was so sick of the same old routine. I felt like I had a void in my life, like, like, there was a secret hole in me...
    Quagmire: Oh God!
    Lois:...and I was tryin' to fill that hole with all kinds of expensive objects, and things...
    Quagmire: Oh God!!!
    Lois: ...and I felt wonderful with all those things fillin' that hole.
    Quagmire: Oh God!!!!!!
    Lois: I did this to myself, so I'm just gonna have to lay back and let the penal system teach me a lesson.
    Quagmire: That one is also sexual.

    Lois: Chris, would you run and get some milk? And be sure to get it from the back.
    (Chris is reaching for some milk and a hand pops out. It grabs his hand and brings him into the A-Ha music video "Take On Me". Chris falls out from the music video onto the grocery store floor.)
    Lois: Chris, where have you been?
    Chris: I DON'T KNOW!

     

    "Petarded" quotes

    Meg (about Peter being retarded): I can never go to school again!
    Stewie: Oh, yes, Meg, yes-yes yes, everything was going swimmingly for you until this. Yes, yes, THIS is the thing that will ruin your reputation, not your years of grotesque appearance, or your awkward social graces, or that Felix Ungerish way you clear your sinuses, no no no, it's THIS. Do you hear yourself talk? I might kill you tonight.  

    Peter: I'M RETARDED!
    Brian: I don't want to say "I told you so", but... YEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHH! IN YOUR ****ING FACE! *******!!! ... I'm sorry...   {I imagine he was saying "In your fucking face, fucktard!!"}



    Current Mood: bored
    Tuesday, September 13th, 2005
    11:04 pm
    [darthgorbag]
    It's pronounced "nuk-u-lar". The S is silent.
    Guy in chicken outfit: The world is going to end at midnight tonight! Y2K!

    Peter: Y2K? Are you selling chicken or sex jelly?

    Current Mood: hungry
    Tuesday, August 23rd, 2005
    11:06 pm
    [darthgorbag]
    3 from an episode on right now, too good to pass up
    (this may not be exactly right, but here goes)

    Peter: Just give him a little more time!

    Scout Master: Fine. You've got three days to earn a badge.

    Peter: Three days!? Why, that's tomorrow! We gotta hurry!

    -------

    (Peter really really has to use the bathroom, while he's driving. He passes sings.)

    "Dump: next exit"

    Peter: Nnnng...

    "Wide Load"

    Peter: Uuuungg...

    "Furniture Store. All stools must go."

    Peter: Oooooohhh...

    "I <3 my shih tzu"

    Peter: eeeeeehhhgg...

    "Bob's House of Feces"

    Peter: Oh come on, that one's not even real!

    -------

    Meg: So I finally get my driver's liscenes, and you lose our car to a casino. How ironic!

    Peter: Now don't say that, Meg. Your mother is not an i-ron.

    Current Mood: busy
    Sunday, August 21st, 2005
    10:54 pm
    [carla_marie]
    brian - "she's a whiney little runt, isn't she?"
    lois gasps
    brian - "what? i said runt."
    Monday, August 15th, 2005
    5:56 am
    [painther]
    First time poster kicking it off with this gem from Stewie

    Stewie { to a prostitute } ; so is there any tread left or would it be like throwing a hot dog down a hall way ?
    Tuesday, August 2nd, 2005
    11:10 pm
    [darthgorbag]
    Death: (talking about his annoying mom) Man, she's a pain in the ass. I wish Dad was still dead.

    Current Mood: chipper
    Saturday, July 23rd, 2005
    12:39 am
    [darthgorbag]
    I had to praise the show very loudly at this
    Hello! I just joined 13 seconds ago and a making my first post.
    I was watching the season 3 DVD (thank you birthday!), the episode "The Thin White Line".

    This scene:
    Person at rehab clinic: What's your name?

    Peter: um... (sees a pea) Pea... (sees someone cry) tear... (sees a gryphin fly across the room) gryphin. Peter Griffin! Ah crap.
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    And from the Bachelorette episode:

    Bachelorette: Will you take this rose?

    Quagmire: You mean after I drugged you and tried to have sex with your unconcious body?

    Bachelorette: What?!

    Quagmire: Yes.

    Current Mood: musical
    Monday, July 18th, 2005
    8:36 pm
    [mushmouf]
    ANCHORWOMAN: "According to reports she's already swallowed large amounts of semen"
    ANCHORMAN: "Wow, thats a powerful hurricane."
    Monday, July 4th, 2005
    2:19 pm
    [deftones_soad]
    Griffin The Hut
    Nah ha badu java nipple pinchy.

    Me and my brother decided that that will never get old.

    Current Mood: amused
    Thursday, June 23rd, 2005
    7:59 pm
    [everaskwhy]
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    Click here: http://www.freeiPods.com/?r=19668557
    Tuesday, June 21st, 2005
    6:50 am
    [doesi]
    Peter: "Oh, you people can kiss the fattest part of my ass!"
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